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Up in Heaven and Emily the Joybringer was pacing the main area of the castle like complex that served as like the centre of Heaven itself; in a short time that day her crushes Charlie Morningstar and her girlfriend Vaggie would be coming to Heaven along with Lucifer himself, his human girlfriend and her daughters. She would be helping to show them around Heaven to get them comfortable; on behalf of the Lord himself who would be hosting them Himself as he wanted to get to know them.
They were after all His granddaughter and His exiled child's girlfriend and her family. Most of Heaven's archangels and definitely Sera were concerned that Lucifer would be allowed to come back to Heaven (even for a visit) for the first time in ten thousand years but she was mostly focused on making Charlie and Vaggie's day perfect.
They were so nice and accepting to her; especially Charlie who was basically sunshine in Hell and Vaggie was nice as well even if she looked jealous when she was with Charlie; Vaggie didn't know that Emily noticed but didn't want to say anything.
Trying to distract herself; she was writing a journal of her thoughts but ended up daydreaming and putting her thoughts down. They came to fantasies of hers like her bowing to Charlie dressed as an evil queen of Hell and she could never be but she looked so amazing as one with Vaggie as her evil general and...
WHY IS SHE HAVING THESE IMPURE THOUGHTS?
"Fear not my child; for before Lucifer's banishment... Sera had similar daydreams about them two of them..." spoke a comforting voice and Emily jumped and bowed at the tall imposing figure in front of her.
"Heavenly Father... I hope that things are going to be perfect for... Bad days don't exist up here in Heaven but I was everything to be absolutely perfect for..." Emily said as the figure then got her hands and gently helped her up.
"Fret not my child; don't worry yourself too much. Just be yourself and I am sure that the company will enjoy your company. Especially Charlie and Vaggie." the figure then said as Emily felt soothed by His voice and managed to relax. "Now if you excuse me please child; I think that I should make myself less imposing for our guests..." the figure then said as He then walked away.
"So here it is... A f*cking Exorcists's head... Get a picture Moxx..." said Blitzo as he had made himself be in Lucifer's personal quarters in a tower added to the Hazbin Hotel and looked to where there was the head of a slain Exorcist hidden in a box and Blitzo took it out and tossed Moxxie his phone as he and his wife had followed Blitzo there.
"Put that f*cking back now Blitz..." Moxxie said commanding for he was now Blitzo's superior officer as head of security at the hotel and then grabbed the the head from Blitzo and put it back in the box and then put it away.
"f*ck... Things were more fun when I was in charge..." Blitzo muttered with his arms folded as Millie looked to him.
"Blitz... You don't want Lucifer to know that we were here and you were messing about with his stuff... We don't want any more trouble from him as we got really lucky after all the sh*t that had happened..." Millie said pleadingly as Blitzo grunted.
"Millie; I specifically remember that it wasn't me who f*cking asked what it was like banging his daughter but okay..." Blitzo muttered as they then got out and locked the room back up again before going down.
"Why does Lucifer keep that thing locked up anyway... Why not use it to score PR points and get more people to think that he is badass..." Blitzo whispered as Moxxie looked at him.
"Maybe because he doesn't want Hell to get the idea that going to war with Heaven is a good idea..." Moxxie whispered furiously as they then saw down the staircase there was the Morningstars and Vaggie greeting the Nocedas as they arrived through their special portal. They blinked and color left from their face as Charlie said "Alastor... You are in charge until we return..."
Blitzo gulped and Moxxie felt more relieved since the upside of the Radio Demon being in charge meant that even Blitzo would know to behave himself as Alastor's reputation was known to even the Hellborn. Loona was at the desk looking at her phone and then they saw Alastor waving to them as they then left through the door.
"I can count on you all to perform your tasks of keeping order in the hotel as well as deal with any unwanted intruders perfectly?" Alastor then said out loud as his heaad turned around on hisbody and looked up to them and the former members of IMP stood in fear and slowly nodded. "Wonderful then! Nothing should go wrong now." Alastor then said as his head turned to it's normal place and left.
"How is it that in that one moment that I felt more fear than when we let Stolas' daughter sneak in and steal his book and wondered how we were supposed to tell him?" Blitzo then whispered as they were silent.
The guests with the Morningstars and Emily were in awe at being taken to the large Heaven Embassy and let in but Emily opened up a portal and they held close together as they were pulled through. The entire party besides Emily consisted of Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie, Camila, Luz, Amity, Vee and Masha.
"We are on a cloud... WE ARE ON A CLOUD!" Amity yelled in shock as they were taken to a cloud and felt ovewhelmed but Lucifer, Charlie and Vaggie helped them get close as Lucifer went to the podium at the beautiful golden gates to talk to the angel there. They looke dand were in awe at the gates as the angel looked fearful at the sighing Lucifer.
"Okay... Lucifer... I have been made known of your visit and hope you and you all nejoy your stay... I'm Saint Peter." the angel said as then descending from a beam of light was what looked like an old man wearing white clothes similar to Lucifer's and He actually looked like an older version of Lucifer's 'Lucius Magne' human disguise.
He looked like he could pass off as Lucius' father...
As soon as they thought that their eyes widened as the figure then pulled Lucifer into a hug as he grunted. "Medamn... That's... That's all you have to say after not seeing your dad after so f*cking long Luci my boy? I missed you!" He then said as he then let go and then looked to Charlie and ran to pull the unsuspecting Princess into a hug. "You must be Charlie... Come and give your grandpa a hug!" He then said as Charlie eagerly returned it and Emily watched smiling as everyone else stared.
"Did He just say... Medamn?" Amity asked confused as the rest started to get it through their heads what was meant.
"That's God?" Luz asked confused and taken aback as He then came up to them.
"Lucifer was nothing like I would ever expect the fallen angel to be like if he was real and of all the expectations of Him coming up to this meeting..." Camila muttered as the man then came up to Camila and hugged her.
"You must be Camila! Oh I see Luz and Vee... They have found lovely partners... It's just nice how Lucifer how managed to move on from Lilith as I was gutted to hear the news... Still I didn't expect him to move on so shortly..." He then said as Amity was confused.
"Didn't Charlie say that her parents had been divorced for 7 years... How is that short?" Amity asked as Vaggie scoffed.
"He is the literal creator of the universe...7 years is nothing to Him..." Vaggie explained as He then looked to her.
"Smart one Vaggie... Plus while I know this is not what you would have expected... I am the one known as the Lord... I thought that my true appearance would be too intimidating for your mortal eyes so I thought why not do this? This way I can introduce myself to Camila's human company as Lucius' dad." He then said as Lucifer glared at them.
"Never gonna f*cking happen dad..." Lucifer grunted as God then slapped his shoulder.
"Let's not dilly dally... Saint Peter if you please..." God said as Saint Peter then went to the gates and opened them.
"Dearly beloved... It is my attention to say upon thee..." Saint Peter said as they looked at the literal Heaven in front of them.
